…for Linda Lovelace.
The Perfect Con-Cock-tion…
July 30th, 2010Just Because They’re Screwdrivers…
July 30th, 2010
Obviously, this sign isn’t for the likes of Genesis P’ Orridge.
Elevating Porn To Unheard-Of Heights
July 26th, 2010
…or at least, avoid using elevator Muzak as your background theme.
How To Make Out In Chinese
July 26th, 2010
Highly enlightening excerpt from a Chinese manual, under the chapter “Making Out In Chinese”. We do sincerely hope something got lost in translation here, somewhere.
The Open Road Beckons
July 19th, 2010
Don’t you go having the mind of a gutter now. That’s the doggy version of the group hug.
T-Back Got Your Back!
July 19th, 2010
When laundry static rears its ugly head, it really rears its ugly head.
Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear
July 19th, 2010
Those damn bears, they’re everywhere!
Airport-Disapproved Luggage
July 19th, 2010
Hilarious but risque luggage decals include fake cash bundles, packets of cocaine, a kidnapped girl, and sex toys, just to confuse the poor hard-working K-9 team.
Wait, what….no contraband beef jerky decals? Aw, now.
Well, That’s A Job Well Dung.
July 12th, 2010
Elephants, yeesh. They either walk all over you or treat you like shit.
Recipe For A Nightmare
July 12th, 2010
So a grey cat, a turnip, a yellow dude with a pompadour, and a stark raving black doll baby decide to hold a pajama party one night…