Here’s hoping Dave isn’t the Fry Guy and that no Dutch oven accident happened in the course of his employment!
Archive for the ‘Fucked Up Ads’ Category
You Want Fries With That?
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010The Most Logical Emancipation PSA Ever
Friday, March 19th, 2010
Stupid parents….sheesh.
Oh Rudolph, What Have You Wrought?
Thursday, December 31st, 2009
Santa, are you smiling now? Small wonder all of the other reindeer never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer game…
Yo, Yo Momma So Racist…
Saturday, December 19th, 2009
A vintage soap ad for the NK Fairbank Company features two toddlers and a huge racist statement: “WHY DOESN’T YOUR MAMMA WASH YOU WITH FAIRY SOAP?” So filthy on so many levels.
Yanni Grew Some Ta-Tas
Monday, November 16th, 2009
In an unfortunate archival twist, Yanni finds himself paired with a luscious set of boobies…though not in any way he’d have preferred. Or so we think.
Ho White And The Seven Dwarves
Saturday, November 7th, 2009
Hi, ho, hi ho? Indeed.
An ad for a strawberry-flavored ale from Australia earned the ire of the people over at Disney–as well as a gazillion fans of the fairy tale this was parodied from. Full story here.
As Smooth As A Baby’s Bottom
Monday, October 12th, 2009
…maybe that’s what Gillette meant to say with this vintage ad poster. But no, fuck it! “Begin early, shave yourself”? That is just wrong, wrong, wrong!
That’ll Learn Ya!
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Who would’ve thought public safety announcements in black, white, and red back in the 40’s can give train commuters nightmares?
Thorazine: For That Significant Schizo In Your Life
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Now this is honest advertising! No flowery, vague references to senior moments as pharmaceutical advertisers like to churn out today. I’ll tan your hide, you young whippersnapper!
The Parent-Teacher Ass-ociation Would Approve
Thursday, September 17th, 2009
Sucks for you students who reviewed for oral exams.
