The Most Fucked Up

The Perfect Con-Cock-tion…

Lady — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:21:21 +0000

…for Linda Lovelace.

Just Because They’re Screwdrivers…

Lady — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:02:10 +0000

Obviously, this sign isn’t for the likes of Genesis P’ Orridge.

Elevating Porn To Unheard-Of Heights

Lady — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:19:48 +0000

…or at least, avoid using elevator Muzak as your background theme.

How To Make Out In Chinese

Lady — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:00:01 +0000

Highly enlightening excerpt from a Chinese manual, under the chapter “Making Out In Chinese”. We do sincerely hope something got lost in translation here, somewhere.

The Open Road Beckons

Lady — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:42:08 +0000

Don’t you go having the mind of a gutter now. That’s the doggy version of the group hug.

T-Back Got Your Back!

Lady — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:38:19 +0000

When laundry static rears its ugly head, it really rears its ugly head.

Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear

Lady — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:10:24 +0000

Those damn bears, they’re everywhere!

Airport-Disapproved Luggage

Lady — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 02:19:39 +0000

Hilarious but risque luggage decals include fake cash bundles, packets of cocaine, a kidnapped girl, and sex toys, just to confuse the poor hard-working K-9 team.

Wait, what….no contraband beef jerky decals? Aw, now.

Well, That’s A Job Well Dung.

Lady — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:15:13 +0000

Elephants, yeesh. They either walk all over you or treat you like shit.

Recipe For A Nightmare

Lady — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:12:03 +0000

So a grey cat, a turnip, a yellow dude with a pompadour, and a stark raving black doll baby decide to hold a pajama party one night…