
…for Linda Lovelace.

…for Linda Lovelace.

Obviously, this sign isn’t for the likes of Genesis P’ Orridge.

…or at least, avoid using elevator Muzak as your background theme.

Don’t you go having the mind of a gutter now. That’s the doggy version of the group hug.

When laundry static rears its ugly head, it really rears its ugly head.

Hilarious but risque luggage decals include fake cash bundles, packets of cocaine, a kidnapped girl, and sex toys, just to confuse the poor hard-working K-9 team.
Wait, what….no contraband beef jerky decals? Aw, now.

So a grey cat, a turnip, a yellow dude with a pompadour, and a stark raving black doll baby decide to hold a pajama party one night…

The cops don’t care. They’re busy with the Mafia Wars murders to worry about a few acres of lost tomatoes, you see.
Another gem from AwkwardFamilyPhotos!
Is this life imitating art…or is Disney just sadistic to kids? Either way, great Disney souvenir photo for the kids.

You know what they say. To make an omelet, you have to break a few eggs.