Posts Tagged ‘bizarre’

The Perfect Con-Cock-tion…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Exactly what Mom asked for.

…for Linda Lovelace.

Just Because They’re Screwdrivers…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Screw that.

Obviously, this sign isn’t for the likes of Genesis P’ Orridge.

Elevating Porn To Unheard-Of Heights

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Maintenance will have a 'hard' time cleaning up after you, you see.

…or at least, avoid using elevator Muzak as your background theme.

The Open Road Beckons

Monday, July 19th, 2010

One more for my baby, and one more for the road.

Don’t you go having the mind of a gutter now. That’s the doggy version of the group hug.

T-Back Got Your Back!

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Clingy panty is clinging

When laundry static rears its ugly head, it really rears its ugly head.

Airport-Disapproved Luggage

Monday, July 19th, 2010

These would confuse those sniffin' dawgs!

Hilarious but risque luggage decals include fake cash bundles, packets of cocaine, a kidnapped girl, and sex toys, just to confuse the poor hard-working K-9 team.

Wait, what….no contraband beef jerky decals? Aw, now.

Recipe For A Nightmare

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Hail, the gang's all here. Except for Freddie Kruger.

So a grey cat, a turnip, a yellow dude with a pompadour, and a stark raving black doll baby decide to hold a pajama party one night…

What A Load Of Crop!

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Topsoil-turvy

The cops don’t care. They’re busy with the Mafia Wars murders to worry about a few acres of lost tomatoes, you see.

Who’s Afraid Of The Big—Oh, Okay.

Monday, July 12th, 2010

My, what BIG teeth you have!

Another gem from AwkwardFamilyPhotos!

Is this life imitating art…or is Disney just sadistic to kids? Either way, great Disney souvenir photo for the kids.

Well Hello Officer, What Have We Here?

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

Phone home

You know what they say. To make an omelet, you have to  break a few eggs.