Posts Tagged ‘product’

Airport-Disapproved Luggage

Monday, July 19th, 2010

These would confuse those sniffin' dawgs!

Hilarious but risque luggage decals include fake cash bundles, packets of cocaine, a kidnapped girl, and sex toys, just to confuse the poor hard-working K-9 team.

Wait, what….no contraband beef jerky decals? Aw, now.

Bath Time Is Snot Time

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Redefining "squeaky clean"!

Here’s an idea: get your boogers in here to be recycled into bath gel, instead of making mom angry by wiping them under tables or behind the sofa.

You Want Fries With That?

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Rest in pieces...of patties.

Here’s hoping Dave isn’t the Fry Guy and that no Dutch oven accident happened in the course of his employment!

Nipples!

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

A bra that makes you look braless. Smart.

A little nipple action going for when you want to entice, but not to the point of copping a feel. Erm.

Jaws Sleep, Bitch.

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Shark attacks never looked this cozy

An awesome, awesome concept for a sleeping bag, guaranteed to wipe away Jaws-induced fear of open waters. Sink your teeth into slumber!

She Calls It Bonding. We Call It Bondage.

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

Like a scene from Species.

Really, lady. You’re taking this “keep your kids close to your heart” thing waaaay too seriously.

How To Train For That Beauty Queen Smile

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

The way that thing bends, I'd be smiling, too.

…because it takes more muscles to frown and you’ll need all your strength to keep that thing from flying and hitting someone. Or something.

Unwrap. Eat. Throw Up.

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Ms Carpenter would approve

TrustoCorp, a street-art propagating entity,  recently placed these tell-tale products in random supermarkets to make a statement.

If only it/she/he knew how to spell “bulimia” properly.

Literally, FIGURE-atively.

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Oh, it cannot lie!

Now if only someone can print that on the lap of your trousers, eh?

120 Years And Cunting…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Barbie's a real cunt.

Wurd. Barbie finally owns up to what she’s really all about.

[So does Mr Eastwood, apparently]