Posts Tagged ‘sex’

The Perfect Con-Cock-tion…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Exactly what Mom asked for.

…for Linda Lovelace.

Just Because They’re Screwdrivers…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Screw that.

Obviously, this sign isn’t for the likes of Genesis P’ Orridge.

Elevating Porn To Unheard-Of Heights

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Maintenance will have a 'hard' time cleaning up after you, you see.

…or at least, avoid using elevator Muzak as your background theme.

The Open Road Beckons

Monday, July 19th, 2010

One more for my baby, and one more for the road.

Don’t you go having the mind of a gutter now. That’s the doggy version of the group hug.

Pornstars “Palin”Comparison To This Photoshop

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Sex is a vice

…and all of them cordless fleshy mics. Mean-spirited, but fun, nonetheless. Admit it.

The Birds And The Bees

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Doin' it pigeon style

Nothing like learning from the real experts!

120 Years And Cunting…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Barbie's a real cunt.

Wurd. Barbie finally owns up to what she’s really all about.

[So does Mr Eastwood, apparently]

Two Girls, One Cake

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Knew someone was bound to do this...

Now who wants extra icing? It’s already in the cup!

Ho White And The Seven Dwarves

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Aussie dudes, don't ruin our childhood now, heah?

Hi, ho, hi ho? Indeed.

An ad for a strawberry-flavored ale from Australia earned the ire of the people over at Disney–as well as a gazillion fans of the fairy tale this was parodied from. Full story here.

“Love” Land

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

A little embarassment settling in, hon? Somewhere in Korea, some perv thought of building a park filled with giant sex organs, strange squirting fountains, and masturbatory “rides”, and then calling it Love Land to make everything sound….romantic. Hey, that works for most bachelor pads.

Keeping a finger on the situation

Contrary to popular belief, granny doesn't have cobwebs down there