
…for Linda Lovelace.

…for Linda Lovelace.

Obviously, this sign isn’t for the likes of Genesis P’ Orridge.

…or at least, avoid using elevator Muzak as your background theme.

Don’t you go having the mind of a gutter now. That’s the doggy version of the group hug.

…and all of them cordless fleshy mics. Mean-spirited, but fun, nonetheless. Admit it.

Nothing like learning from the real experts!

Wurd. Barbie finally owns up to what she’s really all about.
[So does Mr Eastwood, apparently]

Now who wants extra icing? It’s already in the cup!

Hi, ho, hi ho? Indeed.
An ad for a strawberry-flavored ale from Australia earned the ire of the people over at Disney–as well as a gazillion fans of the fairy tale this was parodied from. Full story here.
Somewhere in Korea, some perv thought of building a park filled with giant sex organs, strange squirting fountains, and masturbatory “rides”, and then calling it Love Land to make everything sound….romantic. Hey, that works for most bachelor pads.

